(via The Society for the Promotion of Good Grammar: We Have No Further Comment)
Source: grammatically.blogspot.com
the songs you sing are not the same as the story of your life
a line or two may ring true but they don’t absolve the strife
so i’m sitting in chemistry, watching a video. it’s educating the class by showing how molten thermite destroys vehicles.
the video: “we chose to destroy this car because it’s old and white.”
black kid in my class: “hell yeah!”
just know no matter who you are, the right system’ll turn a role player into a superstar.
i don’t know how i keep missing these classes and killing these exams. someone needs to put a PSA out about me, warn the children, because it shouldn’t be like this. i shouldn’t be this good.
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